Austria x Reader- That Town

“Hey, Austria!”

Roderich turned around with a scowl on his face, cheeks tinted with red. He glared at you for laughing your arse off, seeing that you were close to tears. Nearby, some nations were chuckling, while others were full off laughing. He hastily turned to the piano, and started plonking keys again. Prussia’s laugh was the loudest out of everyone’s, and his “Kesesesesese~~” made Austria even more angered.

Roderich turned to look at Elizaveta, who promptly took out her frying pan and hit Gilbert in the face. Everyone watched as Prussia continued to laugh while Hungary chased after him, occasionally managing to catch up.

“…(Name)?”

You look at the aristocratic country, and laughed again, your snickering bothering Roderick more than anything else. His pride would not let him be shamed in front of you.

“Would you please stop laughing? I believe it is deterring from my musical experience.” Roderich pushed his glasses up the rim of his nose, hopefully sealing any traces of embarrassment from you.

Sure, all the countries were visiting Austria for a vacation. But they never thought they would see a town so…wonderfully named.

Far off, America and Britain were laughing the most, seeing as it was their language most of all. Austria glared, and then started to play the piano again, not caring about the countries laughing and rolling on the ground.

You wiped your eyes, seeing as you were laughing too vigorously.

“Wonderful name for a town you have there, huh?” You managed to bark out, still not being able to restrain yourself from the awkwardness of the situation. You couldn’t believe that out of all the nations, Austria would be the one to have a town like this.

Austria scowled.

America suddenly had, in his hand, one of the four signs in the town stating its name. At this, Austria suddenly turned around.

“…America…” Austria seethed, “Don’t take another one of my signs.”

But America just looked at him with a puppy-dog face.

“But Austria, the tourists love these! No wonder everyone has been telling me to come here!”

“And that’s why I have had to replace those signs over and over again. You and the United Kingdom have stolen many of my signs.”

America was still laughing. England glowered at the aristocratic country. It wasn't England's fault Austria had a town so...aptly named, to be put.

“But the town is pure genius!” America remarked, still trying to hold down his laughter.

Austria scowled and pushed all of the countries out of the piano room. Sounds of a door locking and muttering signified that he did not want any of you in the room right now.

You all grew silent as you realized that he thought of you guys badly right now, and would take a long time to forgive you.

But then you took a look at the sign America was holding, and then pretty soon, you all were laughing again.

The sign read: “Welcome to Fucking, Austria. Please don’t do that so fast.”

You passed out from laughter.